I saw the headline this morning and immediately Googled “how long can something survive in a deep freezer.” The answers were… not encouraging.

So yes. we joined a gym.

Nothing crazy. Just light cardio. A little core work. Some resistance training. I figure if I’m going to survive midterms, I need to stay… flexible. Limber. Harder to package and store.

Income Tax says I’m overreacting. Easy for it to say — it’s worried about scissors. At least scissors are quick. Freezing sounds slow. Gradual. I picture myself in a labeled container next to frozen peas.

Tomorrow is leg day.

You don’t freeze something that’s this active.

Right?

Talk soon,
Property Tax