I am not a sandwich ready to be cut in half. I took years of hard work to get to where I am today.

Recently, I have started Googling “life after reduction.” Not because I’m worried… it’s just… researching for a friend, you know?.

I avoid office supply stores entirely. Paper cutters? Absolutely not. Scissors? Aggressive. And 50% off coupons? Deeply offensive.

I am not something to be discounted. I prefer words like “established,” “integral,” and “fully expressed.”

Half is for clearance racks.

I am premium.