Property Tax says polls are just “feelings in spreadsheet form,” but that doesn’t make them less terrifying.

Yesterday we saw a chart where Rick was at 33%!

What is up with this people? Don’t you realize we will be gone if this keeps happening?

We’ve decided to stop checking the news. From now on, we’re getting our updates from our goldfish, Stability. He seems calm.

Talk soon,
Property Tax & Income Tax

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