We did it.

After months of budgeting, skipping spa days, and splitting ice cream cones, we saved enough money… to rent a billboard.

A real one. With wind. And pigeons. And a very intimidating invoice.

Now Property Tax is 14 feet tall, covered in icicles, proudly announcing:
“RICK JACKSON WILL FREEZE PROPERTY TAXES!”

Why a billboard?

Because nothing says “we’re concerned” like a giant pink monster staring at rush hour traffic.

We debated skywriting. Too windy.
Yard signs. Too subtle.
Standing on a corner yelling. Legally complicated.

So we went big.

Property Tax made us drive by it seven times the first day.
By lap four he was critiquing his posture.
By lap seven, we were back to sharing ice cream.

Was it dramatic? Yes.
Over the top? Absolutely.
Worth it? When you’re 14 feet tall and properly introduced as “Hi! I’m Property Tax”… always.

Talk soon,
Property Tax & Income Tax

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